Ypsidixit - 2007-12-06 09:25:45
Trilobite sticklers among my kind readers may point out several anatomical details pertaining to Teddy that, strictly speaking, are inaccurate when compared to the fossil record. Granted. But I ain't gonna say what they are, so you sticklers are on yer own (yes, that's a challenge).
hmmmm....Christmas....... - 2007-12-06 15:09:12
I know two nephews that do not have any trilobites in their otherwise-throrough animal collection but that would probably love to snuggle up w/ a warm, fuzzy one at bedtime....nothing says 'sweet dreams' like a semi-crustacean, mud-dwelling creature from epochs ago.
Ypsidixit - 2007-12-06 16:12:00
(Energetically): Y'know what would be awesomely cool? A naalbinded trilobite made from strips of fun fur. Stripey fun fur. That would be Incongruity Overload. It'd be great.

Well, I'd certainly leap right into this request, concerning certain nephews, but--alas, I'm afraid that this last project left me completely exhausted.

To get back to project trim I think I need to take a long bath, with some bubble bath goo, and some lovely bath beads, yeah, that's the ticket...yessir, that would do it...must make nephew project!...hopeful youngsters waiting! where is that bath bubble stuff...where'd I...hmm, not behind it over here....must make project...where are those bath beads....bath goo...bath beads...bath goo...not over here either...oh dear!....

pat the handyman - 2007-12-07 06:29:11
chicken, they taste like chicken ...
Ypsidixit - 2007-12-07 07:24:45
Just the thought gives me the willies, I must say. Though trilobites are distant cousins of crustaceans such as shrimp and lobster...and the largest trilobite was over a meter long...a "lobster" that size would not be half bad I must say (you'd need a huge vat of butter though)...

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