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Fritz - 2007-09-17 12:38:07
Absolutely. (Hmmm... I wonder if Home Depot stocks paint in sforzando reds.)
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Ypsidixit - 2007-09-17 13:00:03
(abashed): Well, um, Fritz, only if anything else you wish to do is done first, you know; it's not as though we *need* a squirrel adventure challenge trail.

(whispers): though it would be awfully fun, and I have to admit I've been thinking of how to fit one into the grape arbor all morning...) (thinking, that is, only in the back of my mind, while strenuously working, I mean...) Ahem. Meanwhile, kind readers, please amuse yours--er, I mean, join me in sternly bewailing the abysmal cruelty of--the Twirl-A-Squirrel. p.s.: That's another good use, like Elizabeth's, of "sforzando red"! Yay! It's officially a microtrend! (just like that microtrend book I'm dying to read!)
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Ypsidixit - 2007-09-17 13:06:23
Kind readers, have you lost sleep wondering how the "revolutionary" (heh) Twirl-A-Squirrel, in all of its whirling glory, came to be? Here's the completely charming story of its invention.
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Ypsidixit - 2007-09-17 13:26:23
Then there's the "Big Bowl O' Fear" and the "Fwoingggg!" methods...
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Ypsidixit, again - 2007-09-17 13:36:35
Amazon has several reviews of the Twirl-A-Squirrel:

"I gave this to my folks for x-mas. They had been complaining about their squirrel problem for months. They tried a baffle and a shepherds hook, but that did nothing. I suggested a b.b. gun. They wouldn't listen. Damn hippies!! After hooking up the twirl-a-squirrel my parents are free to talk about other things, like the weather."
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